Saturday, November 12, 2011

Clayton Daniels

    So i was going to come on here and rant about Skyrim today, but then i saw a great story. This one is just too amazing to pass up. It is a small story about Insurance fraud and the most intelligent family i have ever heard of!
     It all began in 1997 when Clayton Daniels was found guilty of sexual assault on 2 minors. Molly Daniels(His wife) was for some reason still in deep deep love with him and decided to hatch a plan to get him off the hook. The plan was to fake his own death and start a new life together! Well just so they would have some cash Molly took out a $110,000 dollar life insurance policy on Clayton. Nothing seem suspicious so far!

    After the life insurance policy was taken care of they went to find a body. So off to the local cemetery they went! The obvious choice was to find someone around 6feet tall and 270 pounds to match Clayton, but they went with a little old lady who had been dead for over a year. 

 
     So they lit the car a flame and put the rotting remains of Ms Doubtfire in the front seat! Now they had to get the real Clayton somewhere safe and calm so he could lay low for a while. How about his house!? Clayton Daniels Grayed his hair and grew a mustache, he came home and told everyone around the neighborhood that he was Molly's new boyfriend!



    Well the cops arrived on the scene and trumped the case right away. They found no skid marks that would prove the crash happened, and they found that the fire was lit with lighter fluid and the front seat was the hottest part of the fire. BUT WAIT! Medical examiner Vladimir Parungao said he found small pieces of "Penis and urine" in the lap of the body. Parungao was taken to task by Burnett County officials for suspicions of laziness, doubting he performed an examination. Either that or Clayton Daniels won't be having a fun time taking a piss in jail. 





17 comments:

  1. oh boy! i'm glad you didn't post about skyrim! this is gold!XD

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  2. That is a crazy story indeed.

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  3. You always fine such wierd stories :)

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  4. SHENANIGANS. THIS WAS ON CRACKED. Still hilarious though XD

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  5. Hahaha, oh wow. Poor Ms. Doubtfire, putting up with this kind of stuff even after death.

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  6. OK you tell me right now how you got a pic of my grandma OR REPORTED !

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  7. Isnt that the "Wheres the Beef" lady? yeah, thats right, I took it back to the 80s.

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  8. The hell man...truth being crazier than fiction right there.

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  9. You get pts for puting hot chicks in your post. Thumbs up!

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